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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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Lessee.....He's been a mentor/"father figure" to:
Kitty, Rogue, Illyana, Rachel, Karma, Jubilee, Boom-Boom, X-23, Pixie, Armor, and Dani...and maybe Magma (I don't recall how close they are in the comics, but I recall Magma admiring him, and him being protective of her, in the X-Men: Legends video games).
He's flirted and/or made out with:
Storm, White Queen, Psylocke, Mystique, Dazzler, and Sage.
He's slept with:
Domino (and possibly Mystique).
The only ones in this pic which I don't think he's got any sort of canon relationship with (yet) are:
Polaris, Syrin/Banshee II, Lifeguard, and Danger.
Whew...and keep in mind that this is only the ladies in the pic! I'm not even gonna talk about the ones that are no longer with the X-Men (Jean, StacyX, Marrow, etc.), all the ladie's he's got in Asia (Mariko, Yukio, Tyger Tiger, etc.), the rest of the world (Spider-Woman, Elektra, Black Widow, Ms. Marvel, Valerie Cooper, etc.), and the ones from his past (Rose, Silver Fox, etc.) that he's got some sort of a connection to, or a relationship with...
At this point, it wouldn't really surprise me if it was revealed that he took Aunt May's virginity waaay back in the day
He's like the Marvel version of Kevin Bacon; There's six degrees of separation (and usually a lot less than six) between him and damn near EVERY female in the entire Marvel universe!
NEED TO SEE THAT PIC,PLEEEAAASSEEE!!!
After a few days of that, Wolvie will tear out all his hair, chnge his identity to Bub Daddy, and become a multi-platinum selling rap superstar. He'll be rich...until everyone finds out about the WolverAnkleBiters and he loses all his $$$ paying alimony and back child support fees.
Yeah, and I never bought the "one kid" thing either; with all the ladies he's snagged with his "animal magnetism", I figure he's sired a couple dozen lil' bubs in the last decade alone!
Matter of fact, until that god-awful storyline with some devil being Nightcrawler's dad, I always thought that there was a pretty good possibility that Kurt was his kid. There were tons of hints dropped that him an Mystique had known each other - and I mean "known" in every possible meaning of the word - for a verry looong time, since Mysti's power allows her to make herself look much, much younger than she actually is. I figured that Mysti dropped that lie about Kurt's dad being some old-timey baron or nobleman just because she didn't want to admit the truth.
Let's look at the facts, :
1)Both Kurt and Wolvie are mutants
2)Both are extremely hairy, with Kurt having so much hair, he's considered furry
3)Both have very long canine teeth
4)Both have a violent side which they fight to keep suppressed, with Kurt being able to manage it much better than Wolvie, and they have both been searching for and inner peace for many years
5)They have a unique bond, which has been usually called brotherly, but can also be viewed as a father/son relationship
6)They both got a unique ability to attract lots of ladies, despite the fact that both of them have been described a being kind of ugly
7)They both LOVE beer!
I think, if you put all those things together, along with Mysti's history with Wolvie, there is a case to be made for the POSSIBILITY of Wolvie being Kurt's dadda.